this is so gross
Beauty pageants are idiotic. But I found out that the winner of the Miss Pawnee Pageant gets six hundred dollars. I can be idiotic for six hundred dollars.
She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)